$34.95
Hey guys, show your sensitive side with this ultra-soft cotton tee. Perfect for proposing to your girlfriend at her Women's Studies lecture or a classy way of breaking the ice at that big job interview.
Using a time honored tradition, triple bleached organish cotton is harvested during a full moon solstice by naked virgins, soaked in a cold lazer bath for 3 months, force tickled, homeschooled, then spun into fine silken thread by Yeti grandmothers. This high quality 'cold-lazer-tickle-homeschool-granyeti-silk' thread is passed 'fire brigade' style to our garment facility located 5 miles under Antarctica and woven into gossamer billows of white. Grey robed mages then roll 100-sided die to determine the fabric's fate. If they roll 88, all inventory is destroyed and we start over.
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